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Hey all. Wow, I suck at updating now. Anyway, I'm in Denver, slightly southwest of Middle of Nowhere. Good to be in a real city again.

I'm not making any promises of updating anymore, 'cause I suck at keeping them. But, I'm still single and hornier than ever. Damn the Springtime and all the pheromones floating in the air.

I'm actually staking out craigslist casual encounters. *hangs head in shame*

So yesterday after work, I got in bed to go to sleep but decided to only wear a t-shirt, nothing else. While laying down, I was on my side, and I brought my top leg up as far as it would bend and reached around my thigh and started lightly touching the underside of my balls. There's a little stubble on them now, and I softly ran my fingers over them, tickling the hairs. I would cup them and rub them gently. I then ran my hand to my cock and wrapped my fingers around it. I slowly started to tug on it, pulling it to a more downward position. I started to move my hand faster and faster. The feeling of the blanket tapping and rubbing on my cock turned me on even more. I turned onto my back and then curled over, pulling my head into my crotch and started licking the head and underside. I would alternate running my tongue around and the head and putting my lips around the tip, to jerking off a little. I was really enjoying having my own cock in my mouth and stretched down to getting half of it in. I started to blow myself, moving up and down the shaft with my lips faster and faster and moving my tongue back and forth between the top and bottom sides. As I was starting to cum, I stopped moving and just held my mouth around my cock and felt the cum shoot into it. Then I swalled it and went to sleep.

The End.

So, included with a job has also been a pot connection. Two, actually. So, frequently, breaks at work are spent smoking pot in the parking lot. I've been rollin' joints before work to smoke up my coworkers to make up for the times they smoked me up when I didn't have any pot. Tonight is my only night off in a 9 day period four days before and after tonight, so I will be enjoying it properly baked. (Notice the one on top has a little filter for end of joint safety and comfort)



I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
(Sublime - Smoke Two Joints)

Hey all,

sorry for disappearing like that. I got a job working overnight stock in a grocery store. It's a part-time position, but being a good little employee in a crappy job, I'm getting scheduled 5 nights a week and am working about 45 hours a week. So, that's been using up most of my time.

I'm not sure if how frequently I'm going to be updating this now, but I'm starting to get that lonely feeling again, so perhaps more often. We'll see. Thank you all for not dropping me as a friend yet, I'm definitely not done with this journal. I'm just not sure how much time I can dedicated to it right now. Plus, the little free time I do have has been spent simply relaxing and playing video games and such stuff since I only get 2 nights off a week, and they're hardly ever consecutive.

I don't see the sun much anymore.

Well, that's a little update. Hopefully they'll be more frequent.

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